Comments on: Young At Heart / Big Brother 8

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:06:31 +0000

(I meant ‘AND a bit of poo’, not ‘a a bit of poo’. Soz)

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:19:49 +0000

…that and the piss (a a bit of poo)

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:29:03 +0000

They were probably crying because the warden had informed ‘em this was what they would look like when they next tasted freedom. American justice is harsh. Harsh but fair. Well … I say ‘fair’ …

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:38:04 +0000

Maybe you got senile dementia by proxy…

Imagine the smell of piss when they perform, no wonder the prisoners were crying

By: Napoleon O'Cocker

Napoleon O'Cocker — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:35:24 +0000

You did, you did. I did a similar thing the other day when I thought I’d watched a show about monkeys on the moon. I was completely convinced that I’d watched this thing where the Soviets had established a colony of chimpanzees up there in the 60s. I did spend the entire weekend drunk, so you can see why there was a mix-up.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:44:09 +0000

It’s on the documentary, honest. Unless I hallucinated loads of pensioners singing an uplifting ditty about perserverance.

By: Napoleon O'Cocker

Napoleon O'Cocker — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:43:00 +0000

Actually, I think I might have made that up. The song you’re looking for has been invented in your head because you’re a drug addict.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:48:14 +0000

Was it really written by them two? What’s the track called?

By: Napoleon O'Cocker

Napoleon O'Cocker — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:47:03 +0000

I think you’ll find that was Art Garfunkel and Elton John, written during the disastrous 1988 ‘Clown Hair & Hairless Clown’ tour.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:40:23 +0000

Excellent stuff as always Badger.
By the way – does anyone know who originally wrote the song they performed that had loads of ‘cans’ in it?

I guess we can
You know we can
I know we can, can.
Who says we can’t?
You know we can
You know we can can…

I liked it.