Complete and utter dogshit.
And do your fucking shirt up, you ninny.
Tags: Alternative, Entertainment, indie, Intolerable music, Johnny Borrell, Music, Pop, Razorlight, Top40, Wire to Wire
Complete and utter dogshit.
And do your fucking shirt up, you ninny.
Tags: Alternative, Entertainment, indie, Intolerable music, Johnny Borrell, Music, Pop, Razorlight, Top40, Wire to Wire
October 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm
“We’re sorry but this video is no longer available”
October 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Fixed
October 20, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Preferred it when it was no longer available. What a set of twats.
October 20, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Yes, fourstar, but Johnny Borrell has been quoted as saying he’s ‘proud’ of the lyric:
‘She lives on disillusion row’.
And who wouldn’t be, frankly?
A TEN YEAR OLD.
October 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm
If you asked me what was wrong with popular music I’d just hand you a Razorlight CD.
October 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm
He’s proud that he managed to mishear ‘desolation row’ by Dylan and miss-quote it?
October 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I quite like their ‘In The Morning You Knooooowwwwww. Hap!’ song. the America song about trouble and panic in Americ ‘oh oh oh ooooh oh’ is alright as well.
October 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Did someone mention The Wire?
Oh.
What a fucking load of shit, is it 1972?
October 20, 2008 at 1:46 pm
‘So, how did you come up with this latest song Johnny?’
‘Well, I saw that Oasis were really innovating with their latest album, they included a Sitar (A Sitar! On a rock song! Heavens alive, what next?) on one song and on the rest they sound a bit like The Beatles. So I thought I would innovate as well. I thought that singing about women I like was something that hasn’t been attempted much in music, so I went with that.’
October 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm
SH – I think you’re just jealous that’ll you’ll never do the things that you wish that you could do so well. Oooooh oooooh oooooooh. HAP!
October 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I have to take issue with Razorlight – America, mainly for the lyrics, (which at the time were praised for been ‘well political like’) which go ‘all my life, been watchin’ America, all my life, been trouble in America. Really Johnny? You mean to say that vast country populated by 600,000 people of different walks of life doesn’t run smoothly 100% of the time? Move over Chomsky…
October 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
*That should be 600,000,000 people.
October 20, 2008 at 1:51 pm
‘Ninny’, incidentally, is the word Jordan uses to describe ladybits. Appropriate in Borrell’s case.
October 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm
600,000, 000? That’s, like ten of us….which gives me an idea for song..
Ten of us,
Ten of U.S.
There is danger in the fields,
and in the sea where metal fish float,
and by metal fish I mean ships,
battle ships.
War is hard to be when there is
Ten of us,
Ten of U.S.
HAP!
(guitar bit)
Oh, oooooh, oooooh!
October 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Dum de dum. I don’t find it offensive. It just washes over me, through me and out of me like a warm wind. Forgetable.
Dull as shit video though, would havbe loved to have been in the room for the pitch.
“Matches right?”
October 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Really, Welthorpe? Cripes. What a thought.
‘C’mon PEE-TUH. Stick your gob on me ninneeeeee’
Razorlight, to my mind, have NONE good songs.
October 20, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Nice song Dave, made me chuckle.
October 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Ninny? I think ‘Porkinsons’ is a bit more apt
October 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Piqued – would you mother a beetroot like an abandoned child before shaving the critter and dining upon it? Would you do that?
October 20, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I’ve no idea Dave as I didn’t understand a fucking word of what you just wrote
October 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I just saw the video while eating and nearly vomited.
I think you should put a warning on the front that says ‘DANGER: VIDEO CONTAINS MULTIPLE CLOSE UPS OF JOHNNY’S FACE’.
October 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh.
October 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Graceless keening arse
Lyrics of a child with mumps
The world just sighs, leaves.
October 20, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Hell I love Haikus now.
October 21, 2008 at 7:07 am
ugeine: “A Sitar! On a rock song! Heavens alive, what next?”
haven’t you seen the new ps3 game? it’s called sitar hero and is gonna be a huge success in south asia!
October 21, 2008 at 9:13 am
You’ve got to hand it to the disfigured horse playing Borrell in the video, he does have a luxurious mane and eyes brimming with animal confusion. The kindest thing would be to melt him down for glue.
What a little swine.
October 23, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I love the lack of verbosity in that review.