With only a couple of days to go before the final of the show nobody’s talking about – Celebrity Big Brother 2009 – I’ve just about got time to note the performances of contestants so far, but sadly am limited to five words per remaining head.
Here we go.
Bad drunk, afro suited him.
Only entertaining character, despite sexism.
Stop moaning about your children.
Lung cancer is clearly imminent.
Walking, talking, smirking, personality-vacuum.
Terminally boring, laddish, hirsute socialist.
My apologies. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.