Steve Wright is an arsehole. Every time, and I do mean every time he plays Come Up And See Me (Make Me Smile) by Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebel he plays something in the middle of the song. At best it’ll be a sound effect – that wibble wibble wibble noise cartoon characters make when their legs are rotoring round in preparation to run off, a claxon, bells, etc.
At worst, he’ll play an entire fucking song. You’ll be sat there, listening away, and the song you’ve been enjoying will segue into ELO’s Hold On Tight or Survivor’s Eye Of The Tiger or something equally naff and inappropriate. And the thing is, by the time the shit Travelling Wilburys song he’s plastered into Steve’s has finished, you’ve completely forgotten he’d been playing a Cockney Rebel record. So it’s like this …
Bryan Adams: OOOOOOO … anything I doooooo … I do it … for yooooooou
You: Well thank fuck that’s ov …
Steve Harley: There aint no more! You’ve taken everything …
You: Whassamafuckamasonofabababaaaaaaaaaaaa …
For those of you not in the know, Morrissey’s Panic is written about Steve Wright after the insensitive ass played a Wham song after a news flash about the Chernobyl disaster. If an utter, complete, 100% arsehole like Morrissey thinks Steve Wright is so much of an arsehole he writes a song demanding he be hanged, there must be something in his arseholeness.
Hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ ….
Tags: Chernobyl, Crap Radio, Morrissey, Radio 2, Steve Wright, The Big Show
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July 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm
May I suggest you and Morrissey listen to Women’s Hour instead?
*eats three bean salad*
July 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Wrong time of day Mr. Radio 4 … YES! GOTCHA! You don’t listen to that radio station you fucking liar. Pretending you’re all high ‘n’ mighty with your Radio 4 … balls! Admit it, you’re a Moyles-lover aint ye? You want Moyles’ balls dipped purposefully into your mouth because you love him, his balls, and Radio Chavvin’ One.
Piqued: 0 Me: 1
July 19, 2007 at 3:40 pm
As I don’t know the schedule of that Steve Wright on that Radio 1 I wouldn’t know if there was a clash would I?
Do try and keep up
Piqued:1 NP:loses an extra point for not keeping up -1
*runs bath*
*pops in bath salts*
July 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Obviously can’t read can you? Wright’s on 2, not 1. What do you think this is? The 80s? Would you be surprised if I told you they’ve got rid of Simon Bates? LEARN TO READ YOU BIG SPAZ.
Piqued: Definitely 0 Napoleon: 2, not fucking 1
July 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
-1!-1! ARSES! PETARD! HOISTED! ARSE!
July 20, 2007 at 9:28 am
So glad someone else hates Morrissey as much as me. I can’t understand why people like him (and his music). He’s a total tosser…
July 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
Wright’s on 2 is he?
You know all about him, you love Wright and his tash
Here have your points, it’s only wright, I will keep my dignity
July 20, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Have to agree also about Morrissey. He’s just a whining, whinging, pompous jam-rag with minimal talent, who sings as though someone is screwing his mother in the next room.
He is no better than a suicidal goth.
July 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm
MORRISSEY RULES HIS LYRICS ARE AMAZING , STEVE RIGHT IS AN ASSHOLE THAT LIKE IT SAYA ABOVE THINKS HE CAN SING TO ALL THE FUCKING SONGS AND ALSO STOPS THEM LIKE HALFWAYS THRU!!
August 27, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Lockeboy, are we in America?
It’s ‘arsehole’ you barely literate half wit
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