Deck chair 

I’m off on holiday, so there’ll be nobody here to do the admin until September 11th. A significant day, and for that reason only.

In the meantime, if you’re bored, use the links on the right to find some good reads. Or do some work.

Back in a week…


20 Responses to “Holiday”

  1. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    You lazy cunt

  2. Swineshead Says:

    I’m hardly going to hand over the reins to the likes of you, cocker.

  3. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    I wouldn’t want the reins to this rubbish you lazy fucking cunt. Have a good holiday. CUNT!

  4. Swineshead Says:

    Ooh, you done a swear.

    *massive round of applause*

  5. Swineshead Says:

    For the record, in the flesh (if anyone’s curious), Napoleon looks like Mark E Smith having lazy anal sex with a diseased greyhound.

  6. Dave Medlo Says:

    Well I for one hope you have a good holiday. Enjoy your R+R, you lazy fucking cunt.

  7. Badger Madge Says:

    *sings, wailing*

    don’t leave me this waaaaaayyyyy…

    la la laaaaaaa i don’t know the words!

    don’t leave me this waaaaaayyyyyyy! Baby!

    Ahem. Have a good trip, glad to be left with that greyhound image. Ta for that…

  8. Mr Chipz Says:

    I think I will go with the general feelings of ‘the People’ on here (which is only appropriate since it’s ten years since the People’s Princess met her saintly end in the footwell of her all smashed to fuck car) and agree that, on the whole, you are a cunt. I think calling you lazy is a bit harsh though.

  9. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    I think you’re all being a bit hard on the lazy cunt. Everyone needs a holiday from time to time – even lazy, good-for-nothing cunts.

  10. Badger Madge Says:

    How long now? Sooooo bored.

  11. Swineshead Says:

    (Back September 11th)

    *eats croque monsieur in the sunshine*

  12. piqued Says:

    Badger you can always come for some tears of pain at Piqued’s house whilst SH lolls about on his freckle enjoying himself whilst the rest of us fucking work…

    You may have the custard cream I’ve just found under my desk, see, I do care

  13. Napoleon Says:

    You lazy cunt

  14. Mr Chipz Says:

    I know Croque Monsieur, she’s got a filthy cunt, you dirty (and lazy) cunt.

  15. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    Badger – ignore Piqued. Look at MY site instead. ME ME ME = FUN. Piqued = wingeing about his next door neighbour, boasting about poncey food, and being too mentally retarded to recognize a good thing when he sees one (Bernard Matthews 3 for £2 etc etc).

  16. Who Says:

    Bernard Matthews 3 for £2? Where?

  17. Badger Madge Says:

    Hmmmm, but how would Swines feel coming back after his tasty Cock Monsieur to find that I’ve absconded with his homies eh?

    Although I’ve always been partial to dusty biscuits.

  18. Badger Madge Says:

    And yes, I was insinuating that Swines is the WWM leader (he’s in charge of admin after all).

    …and that he likes cock.

  19. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    Swineshead is a lazy sod who should get off his arse and stop being on holiday Badger.

    I don’t know if he likes cock.

    He probably likes balls.

  20. Swineshead Says:

    I like Bernard Matthew’s Breaded Turkey Balls.

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