Scouting For Girls – Elvis Ain’t Dead


The video starts with an 8-year-old boy getting out of bed; suddenly he’s playing the keyboards!! Actually, for someone of his age he’s jolly good (if he’s not miming to his dad doing it!) I bet he’ll be going to stage school when he’s older, even if he is miming!!! Ahahahahaj (really, he’s a good mime, but he may actually be doing it!!! Ar har).

There are parts when the boy is singing and frowning and being all-serious and between you and me, like he’s playing with his willie very fast, but he’s not, he’s just playing the keyboards! Phew, I bet his mum was pleased, I should imagine she’d be jolly cross if he was doing that sort of thing. Not that there would be any mess, I don’t think he’s old enough. Lets not think about that as it’s disgusting and people like that should be killed.

Anyway, we see the boy out and about on his own – this was nerve-racking for me because I’m not sure if he knows about the Green Cross Code yet – and this is where things get a bit dark. He’s still frowning and looks a little confused. This made me sad 😦

I hope he gives Childline a telephone-call. Poor boy. What if his mum hasn’t given him change for the phone box? Arrrgghhhh, danger.

I didn’t like this video because it made me feel sad and I was worried the boy might be sad as well 😦 The music of this boy isn’t very good either and it isn’t realistic. Also, I couldn’t understand what the boy was trying to do??? But he’s still very good at playing the keyboards for a boy (or miming ahahahahahahashi;)

Btw, Elvis is dead so this boy is a porky-pie liar as well. My mum H8’s lyers (liars)


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6 Responses to “Scouting For Girls – Elvis Ain’t Dead”

  1. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    I like the lyrics which were clever and witty because he says that Elvis isn’t dead and that she is coming round but actually Elvis is dead so that might mean she isn’t coming round but then she does.

  2. Swineshead Says:


  3. piqued Says:

    I suggest that none of you watch it or you’ll end up Scrabbeling your brains

  4. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    What with being totally incompetent and all I couldn’t think of anywhere else to put this, but yahoo made me watch it and someone here should rip it to shreds
    They’re clearly trying to be vaguely funny and crashing and burning like the hindenburg, sped up, looped and set to the mr. bean theme tune.

  5. piqued Says:

    Thanks John

    Just lost a bollock over that

  6. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Sorry about that. I know a good surgeon.

    Someone needs to shoot them with a big green gun.

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