Oh Bollocks

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Captain fucking Birdseye’s dead.

 Birdseye

Motherfucker.

Please post tributes here.

I thank you.

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13 Responses to “Oh Bollocks”

  1. Swineshead Says:

    Fine. No tributes.

    In that case, I’d like to at least give my sympathies to his family and say he was the best Birdseye ever. Much better than his replacement. If it wasn’t for Cap’n Birdseye, I’d never have eaten a fishfinger in my life.

    Having said that, I prefer Chicken Kievs. But variety is the spice of life.

    RIP

  2. Badger Madge Says:

    noooooo! are you joking?

  3. Swineshead Says:

    Click the link sweetheart – it won’t click itself.

    Tribute from BM please?

  4. gooseannoyer Says:

    The main thing about Captain Birdseye was his total unconvincingness. Was this just because the actor was crap, or did the advert-makers deliberately want to give us that uneasy feeling that Capn Birdseye was just pretending to be a captain, while concealing his real occupation and interests? (I always had the queasy feeling he was a paedophile.)

  5. Jay Says:

    I fancy a fishfinger sandwich now. With some cheese. That is your legacy cap.

  6. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    A sorry day for fans of frozen food and sea-captains who prefer the copmpany of small children. And I’m afraid I’m also the bearer of bad news, as Brian Wilde has died. Wilde, for those unfamiliar with the name, played Foggy in Last Of The Summer Wine, and Mr. Barraclough in Porridge. When will the deaths end?

    (P.S. Some bloke called Paul Schofield’s dead as well)

  7. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    Copmpany – A rare word most people don’t know about. Still a proper word, mind … just not currently available to look up on the internet. Ahem.

  8. piqued Says:

    You were subconsciously thinking of coprophilia again, Jesus NC, just leave it.

  9. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    Can I help it if I like a touch o’ the brown stuff? Eh?

  10. piqued Says:

    I wasn’t talking about one of your dreadful Barnsley ales, I WAS TAWKINGS ABOUT PLOPZ

  11. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    He truly was the best openly paedophilic fish salesmen ever. No doubt some filthy Northerners will consider it an excuse to have a minute’s silence. Nonetheless, it is a sad day.

  12. Badger Madge Says:

    look, can we all please stop dying? i know this weekend is the lord’s death day or whatever but there’s absolutely no need to demonstrate your love for Him by following suit. if the lord jesus jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? no, because suicide is a sin and then you’d go to hell. but then you’d be forgiven because that’s what christianity is all about apparently, and so then you’d go to heaven.

    i’m confused.

    aaaanyway, too many deaths this week – birdseye, schofiled, foggy and arthur c. rip to all.

    xx

  13. Pete Says:

    Jesus-mother-fucking-shit…….That cunt owes me £5.
    Fishfingers? He can stuff his fishfingers up his own arse.
    Beard?! Call that a beard?! Mother-fucker.
    It’s a sad day though, and I expect there will be many a cod drinking to his death, motherfucker.
    Birdseye, Arse-eye, ring-piece, knot,……what-ever his nickname was, lets raise a glass to the cunt who will always be in our memories, and in our stomachs.
    Heres to arse fucker.

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