Big Brother 9 – Dennis removed for gobbing


And another one bites the dust. Dennis has been removed from the house for spitting at fellow contestant Mohamed. They’ve really picked a lovely bunch of people this year, eh what?

I didn’t take to Dennis from the off. What with his being an androgynous leotard-sporting retard who immacs his chest, thinks he’s the bee’s knees and looks like Rab C Nesbitt’s wife.

Is anyone watching?

I very much doubt it.

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15 Responses to “Big Brother 9 – Dennis removed for gobbing”

  1. Clarry Says:

    WRONG! I will comment on this….

    Ha ha! Thanks god he’s gone

    At this rate there will be nobody left, they won’t manage a single proper eviction (well one where the ones put up for eviction via nominations are actually voted out of the house by the public – It’s week 3 and this is yet to happen) and we will have another newbie chucked in that we (the viewers) and the rest of the housemates fail to bond with.

  2. Clarry Says:

    P.S That video clip is disturbing… Is anyone else appreciating the sweat patches that have developed through his thick woolly jumper?

  3. Swineshead Says:

    Spitting in someone’s face. That’s pleasant isn’t it?

  4. wodge Says:

    But…. the eviction is still going ahead!

  5. extremelisteningmode Says:

    Spitting is absolutely disgusting, not just the act itself but the humiliation it is intended to cause. Mohamed would have been within his rights had he beaten him into unconsciousness with a chair leg. IMHO of course.

  6. Quincy Phd Says:

    From the front page of Ofcom…

    “Ofcom has received a number of complaints about the current series of Big Brother, broadcast on Channel 4. Ofcom is aware of viewer concerns and the issues raised by complainants. Ofcom is currently monitoring the situation and will decide on whether to launch an investigation.”

  7. teratogenic Says:

    What a massive cunt.

  8. Badger Madge Says:

    Don’t they put that statement out every year?

  9. PTH Says:

    I watched the whole three minutes of that clip in the hope of seeing him spitting. Thanks.

  10. Swineshead Says:

    Apt punishment for your insipid voyeurism, PTH

  11. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Bit quiet in ‘ere.

  12. Swineshead Says:

    I had a day off yesterday – thoroughly deserved as well.

    As for why it’s quiet – Napoleon’s self employed so is at the beck and call of Editors and can’t enjoy the aspect of contracted work which involves being allowed to do fuck all for ages.
    Piqued is busy being a moron and also writing about motorbikes (yawn) with his bumchum Louche.
    Dave Medlo is having an identity crisis.
    Rozszs only ever writes about Skins.

    So material is quite hard to come by these days.

    I’m doing something on Glastonbury on the BBC now.

  13. Dave Medlo Says:

    I have two waiting for you… but you know what you have to do first… mwah ha ha ha

  14. Swineshead Says:

    You’ve been added, my boy. Added.

  15. george Says:

    I’ve written a short piece on existential angst related to the urban working class identity demonstrated by the toddlers in the nappy adverts. You can have it for a fee.

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