Jean Slater



In the absence of a proper article, a brief and shoddily-made tribute to everyone’s favourite fictional schizophrenic.

Normal service will be resumed…

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35 Responses to “Jean Slater”

  1. Dave Says:

    You could unscrew those boggled eyes like broken light-bulbs.

  2. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    What’s she off then? That was rubbish, by the way. Absolute rubbish.

  3. Swineshead Says:

    JQW – do you actually have anything to offer the world?
    I might just mark all your comments as spam what with you coming across as a complete twat these days.

  4. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Bit sensitive lately, SH.

  5. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    However, I have been working since 7am, so apologies if I’m a grumpy shitbag.

  6. Swineshead Says:

    You’ve come on a blog, called something absolute rubbish, then called the reaction oversensitive.

    That’s fucking clever that. Very clever.

  7. Swineshead Says:

    Apology resolutely not accepted. Fucking idiot.

  8. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    If it’s any consolation, I smirked the second time round.

  9. Mikey Says:

    Whats happened to freedom of speech? Swines your becoming mad…drunk with power, if anybody disagrees, a hail of invection. Shades of 1930’s Germany…

  10. Dave Says:

    I like the fact he always mentions the fact he’s worked too, as if the good mr Swineshead or anybody else for that matter doesn’t work. Tit.

  11. Swineshead Says:

    It’s more Stalinist Russia, Mikey. If I were to grow a moustache it’d be like Joe’s – that of a big friendly Russian uncle.

  12. A Twat Says:

    I mainly did it to provoke a reaction or invite an explanation of your reasons for doing it anyway. It was you who seized the opportunity to snap.

  13. A Twat Says:

    He was Georgian, but yes, his moustache does look like it’d be tickly as it brushed the lips of a young niece.

  14. Swineshead Says:

    Dave – you’re fast becoming one of my favourites.

    *puts Dave lower on the Purge list*
    *slides JQW to the top*

  15. A Twat Says:

    Yeah, but you lot work sensible hours.

  16. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Now that’s not very grown up, is it?

  17. Swineshead Says:

    No but it was fleetingly satisfying.

    Now go and do your homework, you twat.

  18. Mikey Says:

    Quite enjoying Kirsty and Phil getting a beating…

  19. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    My job is done – I’ve got a shower of bastards talking. That done, I’m going for a bloody coffee.

  20. Swineshead Says:

    So that’s your job is it? Logging into a website more often than the people who actually run it, leaving snarky, uninventive comments that add nothing to any debate or conversation, then leaving?

    That’s funny – I thought you were a waiter.

  21. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    First point is pretty invalid, there’d be no point in you logging into it more, unless you wish to control the discussion, which seems to be your desire today.
    Funny how you suddenly expect normal, civil discussion. Has this blog suddenly turned into a vicar’s tea party? A visit to the care home?

  22. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    PTA meeting maybe?

  23. Dave Says:

    There’s a tragedy to you, Wagonwheel. You criticise everything around you to deflect the reality unimaginative, pointless tit.

  24. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Naturally you’re perfectly entitled to be a twat back, and you’ve certainly succeeded in that, now let’s get on with it, shall we?

  25. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Not at all, I criticise myself equally, thanks.

  26. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Some nice bandwagon-jumping there by the way, Dave. How imaginative of you.

  27. Swineshead Says:

    I thought you were off drinking coffee?

    I’m going to go and eat some raw fish on my boss.
    Not literally on him.

    Before I go, I don’t necessarily expect civil conversation, but i think dismissing something that’s been made for free, on a website you clearly enjoy and which comes with a ‘we are aware this is shoddily made’ disclaimer… it seems completely pointless. You twat.

  28. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    I am, in about 5 minutes. That was more of a narked advance warning, while I pondered sugared walnuts.

    Naturally I was a cunt, that was admitted pretty swiftly, but still, this argument filled 20 minutes nicely.

  29. Dave Says:

    I only jump on the bandwagons that are heading to where I wanna go. And today that’s calling you a lockless ballsacked, unfoundedly arrogant Simon Amstell look-a-like.

  30. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    You don’t know, I could be arrogant with a cause*, you sulky ginger ballbag.

    *I’m not. Nor am I arrogant. I’m just much, much better than you, yeah? Kidding, for fuck’s sake.

  31. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    *(and I’m fully aware that that was an awful joke)

  32. Clarry Says:

    Telly was rubbish this weekend. I’m excited for Kevin Bishop Show on Friday.

    Watched ‘Batman Begins’ in preparation for ‘Dark Knight’. BB was quite good, but the beginning was slow and those stupid one liners ruined it.

    And to the other BB… I missed the end of it last night, does anyone (SH) know what happened? Did Mo, Kat or neither get booted?

  33. Swineshead Says:

    Neither got booted. They had to pack their bags because they ate a banana. Yep – it was an action-packed show alright.

    I’ve got Batman Begins to watch this week – I’m also preparing for Dark Knight.

  34. John Q Wagonwheel Says:

    Seen Batman Begins before? It’s a hoot. That’s right – a hoot.

  35. piqued Says:

    Do bats hoot?

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