In the absence of a proper article, a brief and shoddily-made tribute to everyone’s favourite fictional schizophrenic.
Normal service will be resumed…
Tags: BBC1, Crap TV, Eastenders, Entertainment, Jean Slater, Sean Slater, Soaps, Stacey Slater, Television, TV
Watch With Mothers 
July 21, 2008 at 10:20 am
You could unscrew those boggled eyes like broken light-bulbs.
July 21, 2008 at 10:50 am
What’s she off then? That was rubbish, by the way. Absolute rubbish.
July 21, 2008 at 10:52 am
JQW – do you actually have anything to offer the world?
I might just mark all your comments as spam what with you coming across as a complete twat these days.
July 21, 2008 at 10:54 am
Bit sensitive lately, SH.
July 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
However, I have been working since 7am, so apologies if I’m a grumpy shitbag.
July 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
You’ve come on a blog, called something absolute rubbish, then called the reaction oversensitive.
That’s fucking clever that. Very clever.
July 21, 2008 at 10:56 am
Apology resolutely not accepted. Fucking idiot.
July 21, 2008 at 10:58 am
If it’s any consolation, I smirked the second time round.
July 21, 2008 at 11:00 am
Whats happened to freedom of speech? Swines your becoming mad…drunk with power, if anybody disagrees, a hail of invection. Shades of 1930’s Germany…
July 21, 2008 at 11:00 am
I like the fact he always mentions the fact he’s worked too, as if the good mr Swineshead or anybody else for that matter doesn’t work. Tit.
July 21, 2008 at 11:01 am
It’s more Stalinist Russia, Mikey. If I were to grow a moustache it’d be like Joe’s – that of a big friendly Russian uncle.
July 21, 2008 at 11:01 am
I mainly did it to provoke a reaction or invite an explanation of your reasons for doing it anyway. It was you who seized the opportunity to snap.
July 21, 2008 at 11:02 am
He was Georgian, but yes, his moustache does look like it’d be tickly as it brushed the lips of a young niece.
July 21, 2008 at 11:02 am
Dave – you’re fast becoming one of my favourites.
*puts Dave lower on the Purge list*
*slides JQW to the top*
July 21, 2008 at 11:03 am
Yeah, but you lot work sensible hours.
July 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
Now that’s not very grown up, is it?
July 21, 2008 at 11:05 am
No but it was fleetingly satisfying.
Now go and do your homework, you twat.
July 21, 2008 at 11:06 am
Quite enjoying Kirsty and Phil getting a beating…
http://timesbusiness.typepad.com/money_weblog/2008/07/25-top-tips-to.html
July 21, 2008 at 11:08 am
My job is done – I’ve got a shower of bastards talking. That done, I’m going for a bloody coffee.
July 21, 2008 at 11:11 am
So that’s your job is it? Logging into a website more often than the people who actually run it, leaving snarky, uninventive comments that add nothing to any debate or conversation, then leaving?
That’s funny – I thought you were a waiter.
July 21, 2008 at 11:16 am
First point is pretty invalid, there’d be no point in you logging into it more, unless you wish to control the discussion, which seems to be your desire today.
Funny how you suddenly expect normal, civil discussion. Has this blog suddenly turned into a vicar’s tea party? A visit to the care home?
July 21, 2008 at 11:17 am
PTA meeting maybe?
July 21, 2008 at 11:18 am
There’s a tragedy to you, Wagonwheel. You criticise everything around you to deflect the reality unimaginative, pointless tit.
July 21, 2008 at 11:18 am
Naturally you’re perfectly entitled to be a twat back, and you’ve certainly succeeded in that, now let’s get on with it, shall we?
July 21, 2008 at 11:19 am
Not at all, I criticise myself equally, thanks.
July 21, 2008 at 11:21 am
Some nice bandwagon-jumping there by the way, Dave. How imaginative of you.
July 21, 2008 at 11:22 am
I thought you were off drinking coffee?
I’m going to go and eat some raw fish on my boss.
Not literally on him.
Before I go, I don’t necessarily expect civil conversation, but i think dismissing something that’s been made for free, on a website you clearly enjoy and which comes with a ‘we are aware this is shoddily made’ disclaimer… it seems completely pointless. You twat.
July 21, 2008 at 11:25 am
I am, in about 5 minutes. That was more of a narked advance warning, while I pondered sugared walnuts.
Naturally I was a cunt, that was admitted pretty swiftly, but still, this argument filled 20 minutes nicely.
July 21, 2008 at 11:26 am
I only jump on the bandwagons that are heading to where I wanna go. And today that’s calling you a lockless ballsacked, unfoundedly arrogant Simon Amstell look-a-like.
July 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
You don’t know, I could be arrogant with a cause*, you sulky ginger ballbag.
*I’m not. Nor am I arrogant. I’m just much, much better than you, yeah? Kidding, for fuck’s sake.
July 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
*(and I’m fully aware that that was an awful joke)
July 21, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Telly was rubbish this weekend. I’m excited for Kevin Bishop Show on Friday.
Watched ‘Batman Begins’ in preparation for ‘Dark Knight’. BB was quite good, but the beginning was slow and those stupid one liners ruined it.
And to the other BB… I missed the end of it last night, does anyone (SH) know what happened? Did Mo, Kat or neither get booted?
July 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Neither got booted. They had to pack their bags because they ate a banana. Yep – it was an action-packed show alright.
I’ve got Batman Begins to watch this week – I’m also preparing for Dark Knight.
July 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Seen Batman Begins before? It’s a hoot. That’s right – a hoot.
July 21, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Do bats hoot?