Made by Dave Medlo, sometime WWM writer and permanent head honcho over at the Medlo organisation.
Feel free to cut and paste the link…
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtvgceU08g
…then spam-spurt this motherlover all over the internet’s face.
Any ideas or suggestions for flogging this uncharacteristic slice of professionalism will be gratefully received in the comments section.
Tags: Apprentice, Celebrities, Dave Medlo, Eastenders, Entertainment, Medlo, Television, TV, Watch With Mothers, WWM
October 6, 2008 at 8:58 am
Damned work filter! What is it a video of? I’ll plug it on my facebook when I get home.
October 6, 2008 at 9:01 am
That is a great video, absolutely marvellous.
October 6, 2008 at 9:04 am
Midget porn….
The facebook link takes you to the youtube page where it says that the video has been withdrawn.
In other news Little Britain USA was one of the worst pieces of tv I have ever seen and I’m 44 so I’ve seen a fair bit.
October 6, 2008 at 9:06 am
Withdrawn?!
BASTARDS.
The youtube version works. As does the one above. So nevermind.
I didn’t watch Little Britain USA so I can’t comment – I wasn’t looking forward to it, to be honest.
October 6, 2008 at 9:06 am
[…] post coming soon, but for now just time to talk about the sterling work by my boizs over at Watch With Mothers – this time their first ad campaign. Watch it (or not), then head over there and show them some […]
October 6, 2008 at 9:06 am
Excellent! Muchos impressed folks. Got a link on BMTV right now. xx
October 6, 2008 at 9:13 am
You’ll have accidentally linked to the first version, SH, that’s why it says withdrawn.
I’d just like to take a minute to thank all the celebrities who gave up their valuable time to do this video for us. Without their generosity and kind spirits this project would never have been possible.
October 6, 2008 at 9:16 am
It works though… both the embedded vid and the link to c&p – am I missing something..? Other than a brain.
Yes Medlo, that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore had to give up half an hour of quality rutting time to make their split-second appearances, so we’re really grateful to the cradle-snatch coupling.
October 6, 2008 at 9:17 am
I liked it and didn’t like it. It’s slick and kind of funny. On the other hand it is also kind of stupid. American stars of shit films and shit TV shows tell us how shit the British TV is. Which makes me want to punch someone in their shrivelled turniplike face. Yes, DiCaprio, I am talking to you, you numpty.
Actually, maybe that’s the whole point of this enterprise – to remind people of their desire to punch Leonardo DiCaprio or that fucking Ashton Kutcher in the face. In this case it’can’t be all that bad.
October 6, 2008 at 9:25 am
I actually figured they were rhetorical questions. Who cares about Eastenders? Watch With Mothers do!
You think this is patronising? Google the original and squirm.
October 6, 2008 at 9:27 am
It’s… …kind of funny. On the other hand it is also kind of stupid.
It suits the product it’s selling then, let’s be honest.
October 6, 2008 at 9:42 am
I think it’s genius.
Dave, wanna do one for me?
October 6, 2008 at 9:44 am
Points taken.
I wonder if a slightly reversed idea would work – “stars” of British TV tellig us that American programmes are bad. Trisha sneering at Ophra, say. Or the late Jeremy Beadle deriding “Punked”. Or Michael Barrimore pooh-poohing OJ Simpson. Not literally, hopefully.
I shall stop thinking and just go to bed.
October 6, 2008 at 9:51 am
That could work, but I feel Medlo’s done more than enough.
Now then, I should write an article about what I watched on TV but I only saw the X Factor and spent the rest of my time smoking legal hallucinogens, writing shoddy music and eating crisps. So if anyone else fancies writing something, be my guest.
October 6, 2008 at 9:55 am
Haven’t you watched the new BBC3 yoof “comedy” “Coming of Age”? You lucky, lucky man.
October 6, 2008 at 9:55 am
I only saw the X-Factor too…
I’m a bit ashamed for both of us.
October 6, 2008 at 9:56 am
You lucky, lucky men then.
October 6, 2008 at 10:02 am
That Suzie who used to be in The 411… even though it’s cheating having her on, she should’ve gone through because she’s got a good chest.
And that Ruth Lorenzo blubbed mid-song, surely that’s a bookable offence?
October 6, 2008 at 10:09 am
Dammit that’s a good video.
It’s irking when other people do things well.
October 6, 2008 at 10:19 am
Yahoo! back in the world again!
October 6, 2008 at 10:20 am
‘So if anyone else fancies writing something, be my guest.’
I’ve got one done on the first series of Star Trek TNG (Showing on Virgin 1) in the bag if you want me to email it to you.
October 6, 2008 at 10:23 am
Fuck me. I go away for a week and you go all professional on my ass.
Great ad.
How did you afford to get all those big stars?
Fair enough, Jennifer is a friend of mine’s so she did it as a favour, but the rest? Kudos guys. Kooo-Doze.
October 6, 2008 at 10:29 am
Yeah biznatch – email me that star trek thing (I won’t understand a word of it, mind you).
While we’re all being creative, here’s an optimistic ditty I recorded yesterday. You can’t really dance to it.
http://swineshead.wordpress.com/2008/10/05/share-my-joys/
October 6, 2008 at 10:29 am
Charlie – you’d better ask Medlo, it’s his babby. He didn’t even ask / tell me he was making it. If he had, Marisa would appear.
October 6, 2008 at 10:33 am
SH: I’ll do it tomorrow morning, just need to iron out a fe creases.
How was that Salvia in the end?
October 6, 2008 at 10:44 am
Everyone around me mentiones Salvia lately. Is it some sort of a latest youth craze? I’m getting curious.
October 6, 2008 at 10:45 am
Who does salvia these days? Bloody hell…
Little Britain USA was surprisingly good actually. Hatefilled, cruel and vulgar. YAY!
October 6, 2008 at 10:46 am
Maybe make it accessible to normal people like me who don’t ‘get’ star trek…
Salvia is a bit weird, isn’t it? I enjoyed it, apart from the 3 minutes where I forgot how old I was, what week it was and what time it was, despite my sitting directly in front of a clock. The visuals were good, much better than expected.
Can’t believe it’s legal. Might have to try it again soon.
October 6, 2008 at 10:47 am
I danced, oh how I danced. I like those little tinkly-bells. And onу moment it sounds like you dropped a biro on the floor. which somehow adds to the ambience.
October 6, 2008 at 10:48 am
I had a go on that salvia stuff, Dave, because I didn’t know it was legal and was curious.
Little Britain USA was shit. Harry & Paul has been rubbish since the beginning of Episode 2 as well, before you hit me with that stick. (Apart from the Greek(Italian?) bloke on the couch with his wife watching the TV, he’s good)).
October 6, 2008 at 10:54 am
Actually… I think I only saw two sketches of LBUSA.
I must be losing my mind.
October 6, 2008 at 10:55 am
I’m glad you liked it, TV. The car horns in the background weren’t orchestrated either.
October 6, 2008 at 10:58 am
LB USA was shit.
I think Harry & Paul are pretty funny. Better than the last series.
I’ve been using bits, the coffee shop scenario (sp?) is sweet and poiniant.
The fisherman sketches are great, look it’s all fine work…
October 6, 2008 at 11:07 am
LB USA WAS shit, I concur. I epecially didn’t understand – why the laughtrack, for fuck’s sake?! It’s HBO after all. And, actually – why HBO? Why did they of all people decided to make this show in America?! After something like the Conchords or Extras. It’s a stain is what it is. On their reputation. Fuckung populist shit. I’m angry now.
October 6, 2008 at 11:15 am
I liked the bit in LBUSA when that soace guy said that the vhild in the wheel chair would be ‘the first person to roll on the moon’. It’s funny because people in wheelchairs are shit.
That’s right, isn’t it?
October 6, 2008 at 11:17 am
‘Maybe make it accessible to normal people like me who don’t ‘get’ star trek…’
SH, I’m on no terms somebody who gets Star Trek! Seriously, I’ve just watched a few of the series, I’m not able to quote ship names and all that crap that is the reserve of basement dewlling virgins. It’s written in the WWM tradition, no worries.
October 6, 2008 at 11:21 am
The sketch with the talking dog and undressing woman in the rubbish bin was truly mind-rottingly awful. Let’s laugh at the seriously mentally ill, why don’t we. It’s not me being politically correct, it’s just me being NOT FUCKING ENTERTAINED, because the sketch is lazy, unfunny and plain stupid even by their standards.
October 6, 2008 at 11:22 am
A few of the series or a few of the episodes?
October 6, 2008 at 11:25 am
Perhaps the laughtrack was to remind us that this is a comedy.
It was the noly thing that did.
October 6, 2008 at 11:27 am
I’ve watched a few of the Episodes, sorry. Most of series on of the next generation, random bits and pieces of Voyager and Deep Space Nine and bits of the original series. Mainly because the first three were on daytime television permanently as a student, and the last one I used to watch when I was about 12 on BBC2. I can name most of the main characters in TNG and the original, but that’s about it.
October 6, 2008 at 11:37 am
I kinda pride myself on not watching any NG, Voyager or Deep Space Nine ever. I’ve seen a couple of old proper ST with the Shat and Dr Spock and all of them veterans. That was a long time ago.
Well, I don’t exactly pride myself, I just never had the urge to watch Star Trek, I must be somewhat abnormal. Having said that, I would be very interested in your review.
October 6, 2008 at 11:43 am
Site Name
You see, Star Trek is one of those weird programmes where there’s no divider; people either seem to stay completely away from it or think it’s a good idea to have a Klingon wedding ceremony. There’s no in between; I mention I’ve watched it and s’alright and people think I must be a Trekkie or something.
I’m not a Trekkie.
Trekkies are smart.
October 6, 2008 at 11:44 am
BATTLESTAR!
October 6, 2008 at 11:45 am
Star Trek was one of the things I stopped watching when I gave up smoking.
“Noly?”
October 6, 2008 at 11:48 am
Yes, Battelestar. And Firefly.
October 6, 2008 at 11:50 am
Star Trek’s enjoyed by the sort of person you see being bundled into the back of a Group 4 van after being found guilty of child abuse. I’ll wager that cunt Jonathan King is a Star Trek fan.
October 6, 2008 at 11:51 am
What a disasterous weekend of comedy…?
Harry and Paul can only be described as a travesty. That Pacquador sketch (last week) was so awful I turned off the telly in a rage. Even the theme tune annoys me. There are a few redeeming characters but they are repeated too often and each sketch almost identical, so overall it is awful. Enfield isn’t funny and Paul Whitehouse is better than this. Why don’t they both just stop now?
Little Britain USA. I don’t know where to start…. It’s just lazy, awful rubbish, trying to be contraversial. Whiffs of desperation.
And then there’s the Secret Policeman’s Ball. You can usually rely on a bit of live stand up for a good laugh – sadly I was mistaken. Half an hour of precisely no laughs was endured before reaching for the remote.
October 6, 2008 at 11:52 am
Insulting Trekkies on the internet is a bit like insulting crocodiles in while paddling in a river in the Amazon.
October 6, 2008 at 11:54 am
Ugeine – No it isn’t. You can insult a crocodile all you want and it won’t make a blind bit of difference. Your crocodile’s a big lizard, and therefore doesn’t speak English, see? Also, what part of the Nile are we talking about here?
October 6, 2008 at 11:55 am
Amazon, sorry. Don’t know why I said Nile.
October 6, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Can I just say to Mr Dave Medlo, excellent work sir. This time next year, we’ll all be millionaire’s. Guaranteed. Well, SH will. We’ll get fuck all. But you get the general idea.
October 6, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Good point Napoleon. Maybe I should have said ‘insulting a Trekkie on the internet is like poking a Crocodile in The Amazon.’ But then, where else are you going to poke a crocodile? Maybe it’s more like insulting a crocodile using their native tongue?
Whatever way round, insulting trekkies on the net usually leads to very tedious trolls defending it’s honour like.
October 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Star Trek has honour? Jesus.
I’d also like to add my support to Dave and his film. I’d like to add it but I can’t, as my sexy version of Watership Down is much betterer.
October 6, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I used to like Lexx for my sci fi kicks.
I was scared of wasting my time with TSPB after the disaster of last years.
October 6, 2008 at 12:07 pm
TSPB? What the fuck’s that?
October 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm
The Secret Policmens Ball….
See also LBUSA
October 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm
The Secret Policmans Ball….
See also LBUSA
October 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm
The Secret Policeman’s Ball? How old is that? John Cleese and Peter Cook and all that lot? Have they repeated it again?
October 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm
They’ve (who?) been making them for the last few years. It was on last week. Last years was awful.
October 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Have they? Shows how much attention I’ve been paying to the loony leftie comedy scene recently. Does Ben Elton still come on it and bang on about Maggie Thatcher?
October 6, 2008 at 12:18 pm
It was on Channel 4 and it was absolutely dreadful. When that arsehole James Corden’s one of the acts you have to start asking questions of the organisers. Questions like ‘WHY?! FOR GOD’S SAKE, WHY?’
October 6, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I don’t know who James Corden is. Did they do the Four Yorkshiremen sketch? Or the one where Peter Cook sits on a bench and does a monologue he wrote in 1959?
October 6, 2008 at 12:21 pm
NT – I missed that, maybe if i’d have seen SPB 2007 I would have saved myself the bother this year. Fucking hell it was bad. They kept focussing on people in fits of laughter in the audience – they must have been planted and paid, because there was no way on earth they were laughing at what I was seeing. The whole lot was made even more jarringly uncomfortable with the serious bits slung in between, almost as an afterthought.
October 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm
They pull a similar trick with The Weakest Link. Anne makes a sub-standard joke, and the audience erupts in peals of laughter. The thing is, if you look behind Anne when the guffaws are going on, the audience all look like they’ve just received news of the death of a loved one.
October 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I am not sure crocodiles live in the Amazon. Apparently Caimans do, which is a type of aligator, but am not certain about crocodiles.
October 6, 2008 at 12:26 pm
That’s probably why I said Nile by mistake. I don’t associate the Amazon with crocodiles.
October 6, 2008 at 12:26 pm
NC – The comedy was about as middle of the road and apolitical as it gets but they threw Germaine Greer in to get all political on our asses towards the end. It just didn’t work. Not one bit.
October 6, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Germaine Greer? The paedophile? Never liked her, never.
October 6, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Why is Greer a paedophile? What did I miss?
October 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I find that the only laughs I get on tv are from “You’ve Been Framed”
I spent an hour last saturday laughing at it.
October 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
She wrote a book about pubescent boys. ‘Paedophile’ might be a bit strong, perhaps.
October 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Strong, why? Alright, let’s write a book about the erotic possibilities of ten year old girls, shall we? See how far we get, yes?
SHE SHOULD GET DONE HUNG, THE PAEDO BITCH!
October 6, 2008 at 12:38 pm
THE SPB 2006 with Russell Brand made me chuckle. He was just reading from The Sun. Also, they had a barratt/fielding routine they’re still peddling.
October 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Alright, let’s write a book about the erotic possibilities of ten year old girls
Sounds like a cracking Saturday night in, that – you get 16 cans of strong white cider and I’ll get the Vienetta. Don’t forget pencils and a pad.
October 6, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Yes, let’s, let’s!
October 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm
There could be protests from certain quarters. I’m thinking: Everyone?
Considering the subject matter, I was genuinely fearful of clicking on that photo link. I don’t think the Pete Townshend defence works for anyone other than venerated rock stars.
October 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Way ahead of you….
*makes popcorn*
October 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I saw a still from a docfilm “Animal Love” by Ulrich Seidl about… well, it’s self-explanatory, really. There was this youngish man with a mullet french-kissing a hound. And I mean a proper dog, not a euphemism for Kerry Katona. He looked really content and happy. made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Who are we to judge him, eh? I ask you…
I need to wash my brain with soap and acid.
October 6, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I think, and let’s all be honest, if you’ve reached your twenties without having a passionate, tongue-colliding clinch with a canine, there’s something wrong with you, right guys?
Right?
Guys?
Oh.
October 6, 2008 at 12:50 pm
It was a serious documentary, by the way! Honest! Proper European.
October 6, 2008 at 12:52 pm
My dog used to lick my face if I wasn’t careful. I don’t think we ever engaged in tongue on tongue action though. They lick their own anuses and eat shit off of the floor.
October 6, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I also a clip of a man fucking a chicken. That wasn’t a proper documentary though, as I recall. Someone sent it to me in an e-mail. I had words with them afterwards.
Chicken for fuck’s sake!!!
October 6, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I don’t get these folk wot fuck animals. If you ‘do it’ to a real woman, you can get them to make you tea and bring you a copy of Exchange & Mart from the toilet afterwards. Dogs won’t do that.
Well … I suppose you could get ’em to bring you the Exchange & Mart. I doubt they’ve got the gunption to make tea. Can you train a monkey to make tea? If so, you could probably give a monkey one, and get it to bring you your tea and your magazine after you’ve done your business.
Still, they’re a bit dirty. I went to a zoo once, and there was this monkey rubbing its shitty arse up against the glass. The dirty monkey.
October 6, 2008 at 1:07 pm
If you don’t think animals and humans can love each other, you haven’t seen me and Buster here.
October 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm
That’s the same photo Swineshead linked to.
October 6, 2008 at 1:13 pm
That’s fucking discusting and there is no excusing it. Mullets were shit in the 80s and they’re shit now!
October 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Is having sex with a monkey illegal? If it isn’t, it should be.
October 6, 2008 at 1:19 pm
‘That’s the same photo Swineshead linked to.’
I really need to keep checking this thing more often, i keep doing that.
While I’m here I’ve invented this great new boardgame where you get to go around Europe and… Oh, nevermind.
*sulks off*
October 6, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I think having sex with anything other than a human over the age of sixteen is illegal, isn’t it? Anything alive, like. I think you’re alright if you want to start giving marrows and grapefruits a go.
October 6, 2008 at 1:23 pm
What about if you went back in a time machine and had sex with yourself as a child?
October 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm
That’s actually a really good question. I haven’t the faintest clue, apart from the fact that doesn’t apply in Switzerland, as they recently set a precedent that gave plants dignity.
October 6, 2008 at 1:26 pm
‘What about if you went back in a time machine and had sex with yourself as a child?’
That’s probably the main plot of a Star Trek episode.
October 6, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Dave – only someone as desperate as you would ask that question. Are you seriously considering that course of action, just to get your rocks off?
You disgust me.
October 6, 2008 at 1:29 pm
To be honest, I’d rather go back in time and give my ex-grilfriend one than myself. She was in good nick back then, before chocolate and idleness did for her figure. Plus, if you go back in time and, as a man, engage in a bit o’ that, do you feel it up your pipes too? Or start remembering it as your’re doing yourself?
And who’s to say you’d agree to give y’self one in the first place? I doubt I’d have indulged in the love that dare not speak its name with a balding old man who smells of drink who just turns up one day out of the blue. My breath would put me off.
October 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm
What is that tiny smiley face at the bottome of the screen for?
October 6, 2008 at 1:34 pm
It’s watching YOU, Nick. Making sure you don’t leave here and visit the sort of sites Dave looks at.
October 6, 2008 at 1:34 pm
If Marty McFly wanted to shag himself as a kid I think the space time continuum would destroy the very fabric of space.
Weighing it up it just isn’t worth it. I was hot as a boy though.
If I was living in Doctor Who world, on the other hand….
October 6, 2008 at 1:37 pm
If I went back and time I’d probably nick lots of money, give it to my younger self (after making sure his alibi was intact for the night of the theft) then hot foot it away from the coppers in my Delorean. Then I would vanish as my younger self would’ve trod a different past, and the current me would be sacrificed for the benefit of the younger Swine. And WWM wouldn’t exist.
October 6, 2008 at 1:39 pm
If you were living in Doctor Who world, you’d be eight years old. Because that’s the age Doctor Who’s written for.
October 6, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Ha!
http://apps.facebook.com/blognetworks/blogpage.php?blogid=53592
October 6, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Then I’d be praying for an older me to show me a little tenderness WOULDN’T I? Bloody hell….
October 6, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Actually, your child self would not be able to consent to sexual actions, so technically you’d be raping yourself.
What if you went back in time and had sex with a plant?
October 6, 2008 at 1:45 pm
What if you went back, took naked pictures of yourself , then came back to now and posted them on the interweb?
Oh dear…
October 6, 2008 at 1:46 pm
You’d be alright with a plant. I really can’t see my younger self consenting to have sex with an older version of myself. And, thinking about it, I don’t think my older self wants to go back in time to fuck my younger self – I was a cunt when I was a kid.
If I had to make this choice, I’ll go for Ugeine’s plant idea. We had a lovely looking grow bag full of healthy cherry tomatoes back then …
October 6, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Dave – can you post some pictures of your younger self?
I could do with a laugh.
October 6, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Or waht if when you were a child you took pictures of yourself nude, of your own accord, and then put them in a time capsule and the guy who dug them up 800 years in the future tugged one out to them?
October 6, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Depends on the plant. If it was a Triffid or that one from Little Shop of Horrors you may get yourself into a spot of bother.
October 6, 2008 at 1:50 pm
‘Dave – can you post some pictures of your younger self?
I could do with a laugh.’
Go to my superior blog and search ‘you monsters’ in the tool bar.
Wait until you get home though…we ll know your intentions and, whilst I’m fine with it, flattered, I wouldn’t want to see you sacked.
October 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I don’t know what your blog’s called. What’s it called?
October 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
forget it.
October 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Oops.
October 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I’ve sent you loads of emails asking you to add me to your site and you never do. And now you want to enjoy a photo of me as a youngster wearing a thick jumper in the middle of summer? Think on.
October 6, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I find it really hard to gauge a person when I don’t know what they look like. So far I know what Swines, NC and Dave look like and I think I know what Piqued, JQW and Tombstone are like. The others are a mystery to me. I NEED TO KNOW.
October 6, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Alright I’ll link to it.
You haven’t ever sent me an email though, I don’t think.
October 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I don’t feel I need to know, Clarry. I quite like the thought of Mingles as a chimp with a gun, for example. The toothed varmint I picture as some kind of feral rodent.
October 6, 2008 at 2:30 pm
They’re going to bring back “Going for Gold” but this time John Suchet will play the Henry Kelly role.
It’s all go eh?
October 6, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Clarry – google me
*switched on webcam*
*gets fired*
October 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Swineshead took this photo of me the other month. I think you’ll agree I’m one hell of a looker.
October 6, 2008 at 2:41 pm
ahahaha
October 6, 2008 at 2:46 pm
clarry: This is me:
October 6, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Ugeine – Good to see we’re attracting the right sort of readers on here. Now all we need are Jim Davidson and Garry Bushell to join in the fun …
October 6, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Millitant Guardianista paedophile PC Brigade types raising taxes by banning the word English from the dictionary unless you’re a gay Paedophile? You couldn’t make it up.
October 6, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I know, Ugeine. Next they’ll be banning the skin that forms on the top of a tray of rice pudding! Because it offends the lesbians, see? And don’t get me started on what the namby-pamby loony left is up to in my local council – they’ve only gone and outlawed cucumbers … because they’re racist!
October 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Sounds like a right bunch of jobsworths up in your council, Napoleon. Our council now makes us English citizens pay ‘asylum seeker tax’.
Stuart (Northampton not Northamptonshire)
(I actually read one of his columns where he said that Brighton Council have banned Donkey Rides because of ‘elf and safety. You couldn’t make it up (though he most probably did make it up).)
October 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Just taken another look at that pic of me and I’m one ugly bugger. Not as ugly as I look on that picture though. That’s a step beyond any serviceman of plugness. And I’m fat, ginger, pale and wear Joe 90 glasses.
Why did you make me God?
October 6, 2008 at 3:05 pm
*semi*
October 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Feral rodent, pha, the very idea. Quite a domesticated rodent, thank you very much, Swineshead. I haven’t been this insulted since lunchtime.
October 6, 2008 at 3:58 pm
‘An anemic Star Trek Fan with halitosis
Blogs’
a) I do suffer from iron deficiancy and have to supplement myself daily. I have to drink Guinness whilst menstruating.
b) I like Battlestar. I hate Star Trek. Completelly different.
c) Why would you make that assertion about me? There is no justfication for that claim.
October 6, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Jesus, Dave – I was trying to do you a favour!
October 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I appreciate it, SH. I enjoy it.
October 6, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Shit. just watched the video. Watched that last night. Good stuff. Although they may as well all be wearing Vote Obama T-Shirts.
Seriously. This video’s cooking a storm on the interwebs.
Medlo? Legend.