Over the years, television’s thrown up its fair share of shitbags, bad eggs and turds. We like to call these people ‘Bastards’, and in the first of a new weekly series, we here at WWM turn our sights on that bastard Trevor Jordache – Brookside’s very own Satan made flesh, who slithered onto the close in 1993 …
Tracking down the family he’d abused to a safe house, Trevor used his lovable Irish charm (or: bare-faced lies) to worm his way back into his wife Mandy’s affections, and then quickly set about destroying not only her life, but also the lives of his two daughters, Rachael and Beth.
He took to the bottle, sexually abused his youngest daughter in her bed as his wife slept next door, drove his eldest daughter (who he’d also abused as a little girl) away from home and beat and humiliated his wife Mandy so badly over the course of a year that there was only ever one way this disgusting Irish ratbag’s storyline was going to end: murder.
And what an entertaining murder it was too! First Mandy and Beth tried feeding Trevor weed killer, but that only gave him a stomach ache. Then the two desperate women tried grinding up aspirins in his milk. Catching them in the act, Trevor roared, ‘Yis bloody pair o’ bitches!’, and set about beating his daughter to death. And so, with Trevor otherwise engaged, poor, put-upon Mandy did the decent thing and stabbed the bastard in the back.
Then it was only a matter of burying him under the patio, getting found out, going on the run, ending up in prison, Beth dying of a heart defect whilst banged up, Mandy being acquitted, Trevor’s mother trying to kill her, blah blah blah …
Trevor was the most appalling example of a wife-beating drunken child abuser soap has ever seen. Even Little Mo’s tormentor Trevor (what is it about that name?) couldn’t come close … primarily because he didn’t diddle kids. It is for that reason that we at WWM are proud to announce Trevor Jordache’s inaugeration into the WWM TV Bastards Hall of Fame. Trevor – we salute you, you complete and utter bastard!
Have YOU got a favourite TV bastard? Tell us who it is, and they could appear as a half-arsed filler article in a future edition of your Super Sunshine Watch With Mothers …
Tags: Beth Jordache, Brookside, Channel 4, Entertainment, Soaps, Television, Trevor Jordache, TV, Weekly Bastard
March 25, 2009 at 8:46 am
He was a complete bastard, was Jordache. Trevor off of Eastenders was also a complete bastard.
Archie off of Eastenders is nowhere near them in the bastard stakes.
Estimated date of conclusion to Danielle / Archie / Ronnie storyline – Aug 12th 2389.
(Apprentice tonight….)
March 25, 2009 at 8:55 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/episode-extras/video/item_200036.shtml
just to warm us up.
March 25, 2009 at 9:12 am
DINLT: your. link.
it isn’t working. shame on you!
March 25, 2009 at 9:13 am
your name link that is. is it on purpose to promote england world cup? i don’t get it.
March 25, 2009 at 9:15 am
Thanks Mikey – but Bastards – any thoughts? Biggest soap Bastard?
March 25, 2009 at 9:27 am
Thanks Indy. Should be OK. I am thinking of an interesting article to try and work out the England midfield. I am assuming Lennon for Walcott is like for like, therefore we have Lampard and Gerrard available as well as Barry and Carrick. As there is no Joe Cole, Downing would be the left sided player. But what will Capello do? Lennon, Gerrard or Lampard, Barry or Carrick, Downing? Or perhaps deploy Gerrard to the left again and have Lampard and Barry or Carrick?
March 25, 2009 at 9:28 am
Well, I don’t really watch enough soaps to know who the bastards are, but can i nominate Vanessa Paradis, who really does have to be the luckiest bastard alive. She only started out singing a rubbish song about taxis and traffic lights etc. then ended up living with the most beautiful man on earth, the lucky lucky bastard.
March 25, 2009 at 9:30 am
Maybe DINLT could qualify for his daily football killing the comments bit?
Only joking!
March 25, 2009 at 9:38 am
Your British soap villain can be a very nasty piece of work.
However Paul Robinson in Neighbours can be very devious. However I do not think anybody would want to get on the wrong side of JR Ewing. He’d bankrupt you, sleep with your wife, and create no end of mayhem.
March 25, 2009 at 9:51 am
DINLT – stop footballing. You’re already on a list. Don’t make me ban you for thread killing football banter.
Oh – you’ve stopped.
March 25, 2009 at 9:56 am
Ooops, I will cease with the football. Could I suggest a yellow/red card system so that one knows where one stands? Of course a straight red cannot be ruled out, I will however consider that I have been given a talking to and a future ify comment will result in a yellow.
March 25, 2009 at 10:02 am
Exactly, we’ve had a heated discussion on the byline which ended with a laddish pat on the shoulder and forced smiles, but you’ve been warned.
You’ll probably have forgotten by halftime and get yourself sent off for elbowing some poor sod in the FACE.
March 25, 2009 at 10:03 am
Lowri Turner is a TV bastard. She tries to be controversial, but is really just a contrary bastard.
March 25, 2009 at 10:04 am
Mr Bronson from Grange Hill
Bastard!
March 25, 2009 at 10:05 am
She is a Bastard – you’re right.
March 25, 2009 at 10:06 am
Ooh, that’s a good one Nick. Wasn’t he responsible for the death of Danny Kendal at the bottom of that swimming pool?
March 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
I found Mr Bronson quite sympathetic – the wig and the Danny Kendall thing.
March 25, 2009 at 10:18 am
Yes he was Mel.
Where is Clarry by the way?
March 25, 2009 at 10:31 am
According to BBC viewers that complained, Sir David Attenborough is a bastard, for showing too much death on his Natural History shows
March 25, 2009 at 10:38 am
People who complain about David Attenborough are bastards
March 25, 2009 at 10:40 am
I wholeheartedly agree with you Nick.
People that complain about that children’s TV presenter with one arm are much bigger, less tolerant bastards
March 25, 2009 at 10:42 am
‘Too much death’…
An animal’s life, in relation to the space of time before it’s birth and after it’s death, lasts a very short period of time. These people should be pleased that his natural history shows aren’t just sped up shots of things being killed then decomposing. The miserable Bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 10:52 am
it is a bit ridiculous, isn’t it?
In my day it was all about nature red in tooth and claw. This is another example of the sanitisation of life and death. I watched these things as a kid, and i have not been damaged by it.
Sanitising bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:05 am
I’d like to nominate Virgin Media as my TV bastards. Two hours I’ve been without this internet malarky – two! I reckon they qualify because they supply TV, and that’s almost the same as being on the TV. Those bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:08 am
paul robinson has gotta be worth at least a final-3 nomination. how karma hasn’t come back at booted him for a final, terminal time i’m not quite sure.
failing that, the bad junk-food loving guy off lazytown called robbie rotten (clue in the name) is pretty awful. thank god for sportacus, keeping those kids healthy with apples and manic, good-time dances. and lycra. kids love a man in tight lycra.
March 25, 2009 at 11:11 am
Thankfuly we are no longer with Virgin media. They are bastards.
The world of Orange is much brighter
March 25, 2009 at 11:14 am
I am blacklisted by Orange from back in the day when their phone rates were extortionate (and I had no intention of paying any of the bills that came through my letter-slot). Virgin Media are no better.
Let’s just put all service providers of all kinds in the Bastard Box.
And that includes YOU, British Gas – you complete and utter Bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:15 am
Paul Robinson appears to be impervious to misfortune, Breeks. One minute he’s lost his missus, his businesses, the love of his only daughter and his house, the next he’s running Ramsay Street’s newspaper and everyone’s fine with him again. I like to call this ‘The Peggy Mitchell Says “You’re Barred!” Effect’, in which no matter how badly a character in a soap behaves, he will always be allowed back into the fold quicker than you might expect. A prime example of this effect is Janine from EastEnders: humiliated Peggy and was barred from the Vic one night, drinking in there two days later.
March 25, 2009 at 11:17 am
I’d like to add EDF Energy to that list. Not only are they bastards, but they’re also French bastards to boot! BASTARDS!
March 25, 2009 at 11:19 am
I call Paul Robinson ‘Paul One Peg’. The one-legged Bastard.
Last night’s Eastenders – I reckon Bradley’s done alright there.
March 25, 2009 at 11:19 am
French Nuclear Bastards, Nappers. The Bastards
March 25, 2009 at 11:21 am
Swineshead – It’ll all go tits-up for Bradders, I reckon.
Mel – I have no problem with the nuclear bit, it’s the French bit that gets my goat.
*pays the French more gas money*
March 25, 2009 at 11:24 am
the french hate coral, they blast it to death.
March 25, 2009 at 11:24 am
But it is related to broken Britain, NC, because EDF are only so prolific over here because Gordion Brown’s brother works for them, the French, breaking Britain, cheap energy bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:24 am
I would like to declare my love for Janine off Stenders. Machiavellian semi evil genius and hot to boot.
Think its hard to trump your Trevor Jordache in the bastard stakes. I mean him and Fritzl would get along famously by the sounds of it.
Warren off sundays hangover Hollyoaks is a bit of a cnut.
March 25, 2009 at 11:25 am
But it is related to broken Britain, NC, because EDF are only so prolific over here because Gordon Brown’s brother works for them, the French, breaking Britain, cheap energy bastards.
I have thought of more bastards – those ‘journalists’ that doorstep poor unsuspecting builders going about a dishonest day’s work. Bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:26 am
I seem to be a double posting bastard today. WordPress are all bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:28 am
Are we allowed the freedom of telly, or is it just soapland?
March 25, 2009 at 11:30 am
Lowri turner = bastard, but not on a soap. I had that one earlier, Excelsior. Internet service providers and the french are also on the list.
Ooh, this could replace the WWM digest!
March 25, 2009 at 11:32 am
Excelsior – I agree with you that Janine’s a prime bastard, not so sure I agree with you that she’s ‘hot’. Plump, spotty and moon-faced would be my verdict … but each to their own.
You can have any bastard you want from tellyland. All bastards will be considered for entry into the hall of fame.
March 25, 2009 at 11:33 am
I’m beginning to wonder if the WWM Digest wasn’t just a figment of our collective imaginations.
March 25, 2009 at 11:33 am
Snide comment there, Mel!
The fact of the matter is more impressive than you might think – I’m getting some software from free off our web developer people that’ll make handling the mailing list much easier – so I won’t be cutting and pasting the names of Bastards who want to unsubscribe in such a painfully slow process.
Yes – web developers. EAT THAT.
Exelsior – I also have a thing for Janine – my missus is ok with it so long as I respect her deep love for Giles Coren.
March 25, 2009 at 11:34 am
I thought it was tv bastards in general not soaps (continuing dramas)
March 25, 2009 at 11:34 am
Come off it Nappers – you have to admit Janine’s got something about her. Pure evil is always quite something.
March 25, 2009 at 11:38 am
SH, snide it may have been, but it was apposite, and makes me a bastard, so also on topic!
I am a bit more impressed that you have had enough issues out that people have decided to unsubscribe, to be fair…but the web developers do sound good.
*runs away*
March 25, 2009 at 11:39 am
COME BACK
March 25, 2009 at 11:40 am
Oh, and on the topic of bastards, we are all overlooking the pantomime dame that is Simon Cowell. The bad pop-inflicting, high-waisted trouser wearing bastard.
March 25, 2009 at 11:40 am
“Web developers” and “free” are not usually things ones finds in the same sentence.
Well done, although you haven’t got it yet eh?
March 25, 2009 at 11:40 am
sh – i’m with the missus on GC. i can’t explain it, it just is.
March 25, 2009 at 11:40 am
Clarry?
March 25, 2009 at 11:41 am
She doesn’t float my boat, Swineshead. I prefer Dawn – the tart with a heart. Obviously, I don’t see the point of Dawn, but it’s nice to have her around to look at.
I fear your conclusion to the Danielle / Ronnie estimate may be a little too conservative, by the way. I’m going for either hell freezing over, or the world’s first unassisted porcine flight.
March 25, 2009 at 11:41 am
That Marquis of Bath on Heston’s Roman Shower last night, he’s a right bastard.
Famous for inheriting a fortune and being ‘eccentric.’ That’s it.
Well in my book that makes him a bollock-talking bastard who dresses like a pin cushion if you please.
March 25, 2009 at 11:44 am
By that definition, piqued, at least you could not call him pointless
*coat and scarf, and umbrella, it is supposed to rain today*
March 25, 2009 at 11:46 am
He also produces some of the world’s worst art, Piqued. He’s slowly ruining the once-splendid private appartments of Longleat House with the stuff. You can bet your bottom dollar the entire collection will end up in a skip when the old boy kicks the bucket.
March 25, 2009 at 11:47 am
He is pointless though, the definition I gave was of of someone completely pointless, and a bastard, a thick one at that
March 25, 2009 at 11:48 am
(yes ‘of of’)
Christ, I’d forgotten that, the fucker.
March 25, 2009 at 11:50 am
I tell you who are bastards – the mindless idiots that schedule all these fucking property shows on all of the UK TV Channels. Jesus, I have been back a few days, and I am utterly bored of them all.
Smug, Middle class, not yet affected by the recession, completely without imagination or balls bastards.
March 25, 2009 at 11:51 am
don’t watch them then?
March 25, 2009 at 11:52 am
And don’t forget his ‘wifelets’ – a strange collection of hippy women of all age ranges wot put up with sleeping with him because, I suspect, they like living rent-free in a stately home surrounded by lions and tigers and bears.
March 25, 2009 at 11:52 am
I’m not piqued, I am moaning about them on here.
March 25, 2009 at 11:54 am
I think I am technically middle class.
March 25, 2009 at 11:55 am
Or maybe nouveau riche slowly graded into middle class one generation on.
It all makes me feel a bit cheese and pickle.
March 25, 2009 at 11:55 am
Lions and Tigers and Bears?
Lions and Tigers and Bears?!
*sucks off scarecrow*
March 25, 2009 at 11:56 am
Don’t worry, Mel. Piqued is probably still smarting from the fact he’s the only one who still enjoys Grand Designs in the country.
March 25, 2009 at 11:57 am
Me too, by the fact that i have been to Uni, and am employed in a job that pays over 10p a minute (or something), swines. However, i am not a smug one that deems it fit to continually show TV programmes about how to tart up property and sell property and become a landlord and auction property and move to the sun and downsize and build ridiculous projects that never get finished and and and.
There is no original thought any more.
March 25, 2009 at 11:59 am
I’ve just remembered something
When I was 8 I thought the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz was Roy Castle. When dad explained it was impossible (for obvious reasons) I went mental as I was adamant it was. Wound up with me calling dad a ‘spastic’ getting a slap from mum and being sent to my room without any tea.
March 25, 2009 at 12:00 pm
oh harsh on the marquess of bath, y’all. he at least spends most of his money on animals. and kate humble and ben fogle.
March 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I do like Grand Designs yes, but that’s about design and architecture, not about the buying and selling of property purely for fiscal gain.
March 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I must say, as a renter of property, that I’m enjoying the help the government’s giving me and others like me by lowering my landlord’s monthly mortgage payments. I rejoice every time I hear the news that the interest rates are coming down to help ‘hard-working families and home-owners’ in these dark economic times. Good for them, I say, as I carry on handing over the same amount of money I always have to a bastard who’s reaping the benefits of the economic downturn in a way I’m not.
HARRUMPH!
March 25, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Scarecrow = Roy Castle. There was something he did on the telly where he was dressed as the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz. It was probably Record Breakers.
March 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm
My mortgage hasn’t gone down NC. Rates have been lowered but most mortgage operators aren’t passing it on to the consumer
March 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Depends on what you’re on, Piqued. My landlord’s on a tracker, and the bastard’s laughing all the way to the bank.
March 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Yes that’s the only one where they have to pass on the discounts because the tracker is linked to interest outside of the lender…
What a bastard
March 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I bet he’s bathing in my money, that bastard.
March 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I’ll wager he is. Wager it I will
March 25, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I spend most of my time hating things, yet when it comes to putting them down in words, my mind goes utterly blank. Its like that 5 biggest hates thing all over again.
March 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7962758.stm
Is this still going on?The bastard
March 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm
It’s going to a retrial, isn’t it? That’s what I was told by my employer’s legal people when I wanted to do a comic strip about him killing women.
March 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm
rents have gone down, if you’re looking now. when i looked at flats last week i negotiated down the price by £150/month. still didn’t take flat, tho. no. didn’t like the view.
March 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Was the view of your boring current flatmate Breeks?
March 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm
favourite tv bastard: Phil Leotardo from the sopranos. He’s an old school nasty piece of work.
March 25, 2009 at 12:36 pm
That Phil Drabble from One Man and his Dog, right cunt
March 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Jeff from Peep Show or Finchy from the office?
March 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
piqued: spector looks a bit like that lawrence lagagagadfdhö-bowyen (him. telly. designer. architect. 1800s corpse dug-up) doesn’t he?
March 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Why so piqued?
I would nominate Anne Robinson, but she is merely a try-hard.
March 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
ugeine: i’d recommend ralphie from sopranos.
March 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm
mel – fortunately no, it wasn’t. there was nary a cankle, bulgy eye nor undercooked courgette in sight. just an alley. a dark one. shouldn’t be such things in chiswick. *tut*
March 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm
He does Indy, though Spector is less of a bastard
You here yet?
March 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
yeaaaaah Jeff.
” There’s no threat from you mate. Even if you had yer cock in ‘er, you wouldnt have the balls to fuck”
March 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
piqued: not yet. i’m coming over tomorrow evening. stansted here we come!
March 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
*is still awaiting news on Phil Drabble’s bastardness*
March 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
And Jonatton Yeah?, the magazine editor in Nathan Barley.
March 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Good call Indy. And Johnny Sack. And Paulie Walnuts.
March 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Indy, spendid, see you soon then…
March 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
piqued: me and lots tried to crash in m and ps flat but it was apparently invaded by the french (invaded by the french, not the usual story of the french being invaded)
March 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
dixon bainbridge
March 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Hang on – Indy and piqued meeting up?
Cripes.
March 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Excelsior!: good one! i saw nathan b this weekend and was amazed how i had missed the depth of j. yeah?s bastardness before.
March 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Indy, yes, that’s true. I believe you’re a Pet’s gaff for the weekend instead?
SH, yes, we’re seeing DAF on saturday and M is DJing on friday… P mentioned it last week? Be acerz if you and the missus came…
March 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm
What the fuck’s this? Myspace?
March 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Me and Dave are going to a Dr. Who convention on Saturday.
*Giddy*
March 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
i actually don’t remember the last time i saw SH. i think now he must merely be a head in a glass jar on a desk, controlling the keyboard with his eyezz.
March 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I’m going to tip toe through the tulips…..
March 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm
piqued: pet’s gaff it is.
unfortunately there seems to have been some cockup with the ticket distribution for DAF. the bastards seems to have forgotten to send the bloody tickets to us. international delivery my arse. we had to pay extra for that “service”. and then; when you think that you’ll have yourself a malcolm tuckeresque screamfest to their telephone service it turns out that it has been shut down and they only take calls from the uk.
there will be blood…
*adds ticket company to list of bastards*
March 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Going out where?
Balls to that – I refuse to leave Hackney.
Why can’t you lot just go to the pub? Weirdos. I bet you’ll get all dressed up in black man-leggings.
Breeks – I haven’t left the house since early December 08.
March 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm
yes, but it was prob a year longer than that since i saw you.
are you even alive?
March 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm
i am sure there will be time for a crisp, refreshing lager beer in some pub in ‘ackney as well.
*lies down like a turtle on it’s back, tries to get in to black man-leggings*
March 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm
You coming to the flatlands Nick?
Bring an umbrella. It rains a lot.
March 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm
indy – it’s all about man-stockings in this great city, now. get with.
http://www.malestockings.com/
March 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
breeks: hey! i almost clicked that link! do you want me to get fired?
March 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Right – quick query…
Can you put in order of preference what category of article you prefer:
NewsGush
Review
One Minute Review
Just a Thought
Friday Question
This is my half-arsed attempt at market research.
March 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I can’t tell the difference between any of them
March 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm
emphasis on quick:
Review
One Minute Review
Friday Question
NewsGush
Just a Thought
March 25, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Nick – that’s because you’re a halfwit.
Btw – have you got Dropbox?
It’s very useful for sharing files / collaborating – want me to send you a referral? If I do we both get free storage space…
Indy – thank your face.
March 25, 2009 at 1:47 pm
sh – no, not really. i notice the friday question cause it mostly comes on a friday. don’t really figure on the difference between the others.
March 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
In this order for me:
Friday Question
Review/ One Minute Review
Just a Thought
Newsgush.
Hope that helps
March 25, 2009 at 1:50 pm
breeks, together we make a whole wit
March 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i mostly don’t notice cause i’m not bothered what it is. i just want to read it quick and rush through reading other people’s comments so i can write one.
March 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm
That is very honest of you, Breeks.
March 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm
i do not believe i am alone.
March 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Indy, that’s fucking shit. I’ll sneak you in under my dress if it comes to it
SH, depends really. The fatter reviews seem to attract a wider more diverse audience, whereas Newsgush/Just a thought gets the regulars talking/arguing
March 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
No Breeks, you certainly aren’t.
March 25, 2009 at 2:02 pm
piqued: “The fatter reviews seem to attract a wider more diverse audience, whereas Newsgush/Just a thought gets the regulars talking/arguing”
so which one do you prefer?
March 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm
without wishing to be awkward I like them all for different reasons
March 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm
So from my market research I’ve ascertained that women don’t actually read any of the content I write.
Good lord…
March 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Next question – can women read?
March 25, 2009 at 2:10 pm
i do read. i read it all. i just don’t care under what heading you stick your (often entertaining, to be fair) warblings.
March 25, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I can and I’ve lovely soft tits
March 25, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Man boobs don’t count, Piqued.
I read everything, but i like the Friday question best as we are all usually funnier.
March 25, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I wasn’t being serious. I love you all like you were my family. Physically.
https://watchwithmothers.wordpress.com/2008/08/24/super-botox-me/#comment-42608
March 25, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I love them all for the same reasons.
Am also with breeks and Mel.
*holds hands and skips down street swinging same*
March 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I would put them in order of good to shit as follows:
The ranting ones
The angry ones
The unecessarily vicious ones
The weird ones
The Friday Question
Anything Ugeine writes
Dave’s comments
March 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Order:
Review – probably mostly the reason I come here
Friday Question – wouldnt be so far up but they’ve been rate inventive lately
NewsGush
One Minute Review
Just a Thought
Death
Hell
Nickleback
Limp Bizkit / papa roach collaboration
NAPSLEOLANSES FACE
March 25, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Nippleback?
March 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I take on board what Napoleon fairly says about my comments and am mindful it could be having an adverse effect on this blog. Saying that, I think you would coax a much wider range of commentors if people weren’t insulted and we stuck to topic – somethign Swineshead has practiced for a while now, I believe.
I’m just gonna use your RRS feed from now on. That’s a truth.
March 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Dave – I reckon you’ve gone funny in the head. Your comments are becoming increasingly peculiar. Must be that feculant Scotch air … or too much wanking.