Just a Thought: Who Will Win The Apprentice?

Clue: It wont be her


This is your chance to pick the winner of The Apprentice 2009. If you comment here with an accurate choice, come the end times your brilliant foresight will be recorded on the indelible pages of this website for posterity.

You’ll be able to brag to your friends that you’re as good as, if not better than Alan Sugar when it comes to recruitment!

It doesn’t get much more exciting than that.

So – who is most likely to get kicked out because they’re distracted by the fact they have a partner and kids?

Who will be the villain of the piece? (My money’s on Debra).

Who will put on an animal costume?

Where will the friction come from?

Who will WIN the damn thing?

And if you’re still thrown by the sheer number of them, here they are again.

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50 Responses to “Just a Thought: Who Will Win The Apprentice?”

  1. breeks Says:


    i don’t actually care who wins. does that make me a bad person?

  2. ugeine Says:

    Noorul Choudhury.

  3. ugeine Says:

    Breeks, you could just pick a name out at random like i did.

  4. myopiniononstuff Says:

    Debra Barr to win The Apprentice.

  5. breeks Says:

    i would like nick & margaret to win. failing them, then sugar himself.

  6. Telemachus Says:

    Bloke in the shopping centre.

  7. Sue De Nymh Says:

    The blonde girl with the sideways phone mouth will win.

  8. Telemachus Says:

    It is too early to say.

  9. Napoleon Says:

    Phil, clearly. Good old Phil.

  10. Napoleon Says:

    I also think the villain of the piece will be the red-headed one. I’m basing this on Jenny turning into a tyrant after a quiet start last year.

  11. offensive_mango Says:

    I’m all about Paula Jones, because her name is Paula Jones. Paula Jones FTW! (even though she hasn’t spoken yet)

  12. offensive_mango Says:

    I do like Phil, though, with his uncanny Elvis impersonation. What, you don’t see it?

  13. fourstar Says:

    Phil your boots (see what I did th……)

  14. Napoleon Says:

    I see what you did there, Fourstar. Nice one.

  15. fourstar Says:

    Thanks Nappers. It’s nice to be appreciated by someone with real class.

  16. Napoleon Says:

    Y’welcome, Fourstar.

    Cheque’s in the post, is it?

  17. fourstar Says:

    Sorry, Fred Goodwin has all my money. I’ve got a brace of pheasant?

  18. myopiniononstuff Says:

    Phil Harmonic
    Phil Istine
    Phil Anphropist
    Phil Eh Oh Phish
    Phil Adelphia With Dill And Wild Smoked Salmon

    That’s right, Fourstar. I brought it to the game.

  19. Nick T Says:

    Thanks to the sucess of The Number One Womens Detective Agency, Nooral will win.

    Could someone check my new blog to see if the pic works?

    It did for me at first now it don’t.


  20. Napoleon Says:

    The Google Street View picture? Works for me.

  21. Nick T Says:

    I am full of wonder.

    I’m all over this technology stuff like Raymond Burr

  22. Nick T Says:

    Of course I meant Raymond Baxter

  23. Who Says:

    I’m gonna put my cock on the block and balls on the line and go for Rocky. He reminds me of somebody and I haven’t worked out who yet. That’s my highly specialised selection criteria.

    As Mr Piqued would say, eat that.

  24. Napoleon Says:

    Do any of you know what that picture’s called that used to hang on walls in the ’70s (and in the flat in Bottom) of a blue-faced, possibly oriental, woman?

  25. Who Says:

    I know the picture you mean. My boss (Dad) will know, but he’s in a meeting and I can’t really go bursting in to ask him. Or maybe I should?

  26. Napoleon Says:

    If you could, Who, it would be very helpful. Everyone had it on their walls in the ’70s – EVERYONE.

  27. Who Says:

    Leave it with me, Nappers. He’ll give me the sack for being a thumping great oaf, but never mind.

  28. Napoleon Says:

    Thanks, Who.


    Well come on!

  29. Swineshead Says:

    Google it? ‘Blue face oriental painting monty python’ – that’s the search I’d use.

    *uses search*


  30. Swineshead Says:

    I just put Who’s Dad out of a job.

    *overwhelming guilt*

  31. Who Says:

    Ah, that’s OK. He’s the boss man and he’s talking to important clients, so his idiot daughter will just make him look REALLY stewpit.

  32. Napoleon Says:

    I tried loads of different fucking Google combinations. It never occurred to me to throw ‘Monty Python’ into the mix.


  33. Nick T Says:

    Me too Naps. Where did the Monty Python come in?

  34. Napoleon Says:

    Gilliam no doubt used it, Nick.

  35. Nick T Says:


  36. Swineshead Says:

    It was in the background of most suburban scenes, as far as i can remember – rather than animations. Gilliam tended to use second world war-era photography, according to my bad memory.

    I could be wrong, this is more Napoleon’s territory.

  37. Swineshead Says:

    Seen ‘Elsewhere on the web’ here?


    We are being monitored by the big boys.


  38. Napoleon Says:

    He mainly used old masters paintings and Victorian photographs because they were out of copyright. And idea he nicked from Bob Godfrey.

  39. Napoleon Says:

    I like the way we’re listed as ‘Fan’. Bastards.

  40. Clarry Says:

    My computer catched a virus and iz dead.

    I have chosen this fleeting moment of illicit computer time on my colleague’s laptop to say I miss you all. Damned computer is in quarantine until end of next week – WHY OH WHY did my computer get sick when the Apprentice and all good tellys are on?

    Debra is a cow.

    So long old chums, so long…

  41. Swineshead Says:

    I see… a smart way of working.

    I’m off to watch a brutal horror film.

  42. Swineshead Says:



  43. breeks Says:

    where the feck does everyone go at this time of day, eh?

  44. Nick T Says:

    I did ask about you Clarry but no one said anything. I’m the only one who really care.

    I’m not a fan. I thinks it’s rubbish.

    But if BBC types are watching us…

    *applies lippy*

    *puckers up*

    *flogs podcasts*

    *feels dirty*

  45. Nick T Says:

    I’m here breeks.

  46. breeks Says:

    i see, nick, i see you flogging yourself for any price.

  47. Nick T Says:

    *tap dances*

    Who me?

  48. Lord Milky Says:

    Debra to win. She lives in sunny Sutton and nothing good has ever come from there.

  49. rhodri89 Says:

    I think this was a typical case of, fire the ugly one ASAP.

  50. Mel Says:


    I am back in the flatlands, and just caught up with this last night. I reckon that Debra will get into the interview bit, but those men that do them will not put up with her bullpoo.

    I don’t want this to be the case, but i fear it may be that cockweasel Phil that wins.

    Nooral was the first to offer 110%, and yet claims to be a science teacher. If i were the education authority employing him i would send him to the gulags for immediate retraining.

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