With only a couple of days to go before the final of the show nobody’s talking about – Celebrity Big Brother 2009 – I’ve just about got time to note the performances of contestants so far, but sadly am limited to five words per remaining head.
Here we go.
Verne:
Bad drunk, afro suited him.
Coolio:
Only entertaining character, despite sexism.
Ulrika:
Stop moaning about your children.
Terry:
Lung cancer is clearly imminent.
Ben:
Walking, talking, smirking, personality-vacuum.
Tommy:
Terminally boring, laddish, hirsute socialist.
My apologies. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.
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